There’s a glitter war in my house. It started with me putting glitter in my sisters bed. She then threw the glitter on me, covering the couch with sparkles as well. At this point, it has escalated to a point where there’s glitter in the fridge, the freezer. You can’t eat food without chowing down on some. It’s in every room of the house, coating everything. My brother went to school with an outfit that could put David Bowie to shame. Today we had to have a family meeting, and I have never seen two people look so disappointed and so fabulous.
